Donald Trump hasn’t even begun to get wild and crazy.
Donald Trump hasn’t even begun to get wild and crazy.
As loony as he’s gotten on the campaign trail so far, obliterating nearly all competition with insults, threats and swift kicks to the shin, he’s been saving his real crazy for Hillary.
But if Donald loses in Wisconsin, expect him to go Full Metal Postal.
Think Dennis the Menace. On flakka. Or Dennis Rodman. On a regular day.
No doubt, Donald is in trouble. He’s coming off the worst week in his campaign.
He pulled that off by pushing for more nukes in the world, calling for women to be punished for having an abortion and continuing to blindly support campaign manager Corey Lewandowski — caught on camera manhandling a female reporter.
But, Donald can take all that heat.
What will set Donald off is losing another state to Ted Cruz.
Think Heath Ledger. As the Joker. Think Charlie Sheen. As himself.
Donald is already in a froth because John Kasich won’t drop out of the race. Polls also predict Cruz crushing Donald in Wisconsin. And his campaign staff has finally figured out how the delegate system works, and how a loss in Wisconsin increases the likelihood Donald faces a contested convention in Cleveland.
In Donald’s bible, loss of the Republican nomination, by contested convention or any other means, would equate to the ultimate betrayal.
Like when Kylo Ren killed Han Solo. And Donald will respond in kind.
He’ll call for waterboarding NATO leaders until they pass out, then using their limp bodies to beat Bernie Sanders supporters. He’ll promise to use nuclear weapons to deter women from getting abortions. And he’ll build a wall between America and Texas, Florida or Canada — or any other place Cruz may have been born.
If Donald loses the GOP nomination, Donald will go BA-NA-NAS!.
Think Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”
Or Sarah Palin clubbing liberal baby seals.
Yeah. That crazy.
Daniel Vasquez is a columnist for the Sun Sentinel. Readers can email him at dvasquez@sunsentinel.com